There’s a mod that puts in so many more advertisements. Some are straight up porn

Just don’t tell them it’s all our old stuff

Those madlads really put cope cages on oil tanks

pls tell me they put era on a patriot

Depends on the missile

The advanced sophisticated technique is it plays “Bella Ciao” on a loop at full volume

makes sense, most games came out before 2024

Bring a shotgun

We must go to different parties. Fishnets are definitely still a thing

Thats a long time to be in a coma!

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I’m 40% titanium!

At least a week, probably more

If you think food is expensive now, just waiting until the next administration allows this merger to go through.

I’ve been through jury selection once, didn’t get picked. Honestly, it was as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Can be a bit boring at times so bring a book. And water. Definitely bring a water bottle. Really depends how quick they select people. They might have the whole jury picked before they even call you up. If you do get called up, you’ll be asked some basic questions like who you are and some questions about your opinions. Be honest, I didn’t feel like I was being pressured or anything. I was actually pretty surprised at how casual everyone was. The judge was friendly, took his time to listen to everyone’s answers. Bailiff seemed like a pretty chill guy. I was definitely expecting everything to be way more formal.

That part cracks me up. As if the killer has no idea the police are after him.

China has backdoored most of our communications infrastructure. Wouldn’t take very long for someone to get in and off another CEO. So, if they’re smart, security will always be humans.

I’ve also worked in a call center. What a horrible place to take your kid to work

Psssshh like Microsoft can stick to naming conventions. Everyone knows the next Xbox is Tokyo Drift.

Really, what’s more American than solving problems with a gun