exactly

It’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?

talk about reaching deep to find that strawman

if my parfait or onion has a shit flavored layer in it, I’m throwing the whole thing into the trash

especially if that parfait then uses it’s vast wealth to make more of the world shit flavored

this is why the proper response in panel 3 is ‘no, fuck off’

this, this is what I am dealing with, thank you for teaching him

in my case it is a massive legacy codebase that I don’t actually control

i get very sporadic deliveries of it and I’ve version controlled them into a jank progression

the original is in clearcase with now git on top of it and my version control is in svn

there are very shitty unresolvable reasons for all of this

but this last update was especially bad as one of their new coders is super fucking OCD and rejustifying headers and footers and fucking comments, so whitespace shit in files he is not editing code in otherwise, so that is like 300-500 files not lines

i want to break a knee cap

i have a recent diff where 300 changes are just things like moving whitespace

still fuck you for that mess

that person is so fucking out of touch with reality lol

please tell me this is satire lol

it’s hard to get and keep good people on a night shift

like everything else, it’s really not

you just have to actually pay for it

trump 3rd term

i hate working with people like this

you can fool HR but not your coworkers for long and I sure as fuck don’t want to carry the new guy moreso if he’s making more than me

yea poor little fascist billionaires

won’t someone feel bad for Russia and China!

no one could have seen this coming! /s

Give her the best three minutes of her life

holy shit dude, save some for the rest of us

if a thank you email is the difference between being hired and not, you are a cog

keep your resume up to date

yep but we Americans get mad when told we are not exceptional and our drivers are under trained

bots

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