Not if you’re starting to go bald but don’t realize it yet. I learned that one the hard way…

If you’re going to pay $100 for a bowl cut you should at least make sure they have a big enough bowl…

The Simpsons. It hasn’t been really good since like 2001 or so but it just keeps going on FOREVER

I watched Wicked! The visuals were better in the theater, but it was still amazing! Can’t wait for part 2 to come out later this year!

Is that what causes it? I always thought it was due to a drop in blood pressure or something like that! Who would have guessed a 4chan post would actually result in me learning something new lol

Presumably it’s on pizza crust instead of toast. I know I can get the UK Heinz baked beans at a few different stores here so I might try to do it myself lol

Heinz baked bean pizza sounds kind of amazing… I’m guessing that ones not available outside the UK though lol maybe I can make it myself at home

Where’s the greentext?

I recommend a full course of chicken tendies and 1000 ccs of Dewey STAT!

Farting in jars is dangerous business. You don’t want to end up like that lady from 90 Day Fiancé do you???

That’s kind of confusing… The military is having trouble getting people to enlist in high numbers so now they want to make it more difficult to pass inspections and add more restrictions to turn people away altogether?

Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it’s very possible it could be entirely made up lol

I’ve always thought that porn was good lol I was just making a point about the very silly website they sent me to.

You guys seem to be rather obsessed about it though, which should be a cause for concern.

It’s not good to obsess over anything 😉

So, I went ahead and looked up the founder of your little website there… None of his theories were ever backed up by any legitimate science and according to his bio he refused to allow himself to have an orgasm even when he had sex with his wife lol

If anything the link you shared has convinced me even more that pornography is healthy and perfectly normal when used in moderation.

Gary Wilson was mentally ill and all of his theories seem to be centered around a bizarre delusion he had that men should never experience pleasure

No

Since I posted this I guess I’ll throw in my two cents…

As a customer I kind of agree with Anon in that it’s just a sauce cup, and hardly worth ringing up a whole separate transaction for

As someone who has worked for a giant souless corporation I kind of agree with the employee in that someone somewhere is keeping track of those sauce cups. They put in an allowance for what they call “shrinkage”, but if enough sauce cups go unaccounted for someone from corporate will happily fire everyone in the store and replace them within 24 hours.

I think real point I’m want to get across here though is that Domino’s sucks. Their pizza is gross and it gives you heartburn almost immediately, and their garlic sauce tastes like shit.

Support your local pizzaria 👍

I’ve always wondered who those shots are for lol who’s watching straight porn to see an extreme close up of a dudes butthole? There must be a market for it since that shot is in like 35% of all porn videos

I tried to watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory once 🤢