So the “journalist” Wes Davis is a liar and the Verge is a slop factory run by idiots.

I’ll shorten it to wars.

I feel like that doesn’t count. He’s a virgin dad.

Wait, is he Joseph?

The third and final great war will come.

It’s just a question of how many generations get to avoid it, living out full lives in the shadow of the threat of it.

I’ve enjoyed Tekken more than Mortal Kombat.

I mostly played Tag Tournament 2

And five Discord boyfriends.

Is end of life care better or worse now than before?

Musk’s musk stinks of treason.

They scraped some of the country’s most sensitive info and then got malware? Am I getting this right?

I was already of the opinion that the whole of DOGE including Musk should be charged with treason. Then they made it worse?

Can you people stop saying shit like this and pull out the caulk and put in ventilation meshes?

Why is the modern human suddenly better off with spiders in their room, than with maintenance and a broom?

Chimps chimp out, they’re chumps.

Gorillas are more deliberate.

I’ve seen a chimp with an AK.

I wouldn’t want to fight a gorilla with a PKM.

That guy is a blessing.

Some people are insane and unfortunately it’s a little too common to allow them to stay in your life.

In Norway I’ve heard a lot of threats of buckets of cold water to wake up a “syvsover”. In not sure if I was threatened with it or subjected to it once, I’m 30 and my childhood is a little hazy.

Weak kegels.

Half a Jeremy is a quarter of a Jeremy Bearimy.

It’s cooked to a perfect crisp, you have nothing to worry about.

Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.

Which is why you would want the EU to enter undeclared war on Switzerland, invading the country and replacing their local government, killing and arresting anyone who would resist.

Some of you European federalists seem keen to annex and rule to ensure a full and strong federation.